WTF???!

What on earth were the humans thinking this morning? Making this fluffy thing that they refer to as a bed BEFORE opening the can of tasty yum yums and giving us our morning treat?! Oh there will be hell to pay for this... seeking black clothing to lay on.

Furniture Placement

The humans finally got it right. Ah yes, proper furniture placement. There is a particularly favorite chair and though in an adequate position to view the television (we particularly enjoy America's Funniest Home Videso... dogs make such fools of themselves!) they finally realized that it was much better in front of the glass french door. Now our viewing pleasure has doubled. The view is perfect and the sunlight is divine. Just what a sophisticated feline needs after a day full of napping.

Chores

Cats don't have chores. We have opportunities to supervise and guide. Such occassion presents itself weekly in what the humans call "making of the bed." It is my job to make sure it is done right as it is my bed. Then again it is my job to supervise all activity as this is my world.

Windows

Windows are wonderful. Our favorite spot is the front window. From there we can survey our kingdom and know when the humans come home so that we can greet them at the door. They seem to enjoy that and that means more treats.

The sun through the windows is wonderfully warm. The next best place is the humans lap. Oh they think that we are there to show affection when in fact it is the warmest and most comfy spot.