Just Us.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

A Cat's Life


It has been a while since we have posted. I have taken up a new hobby, controlling the remote. Do not let this pretty face fool you. The remote is mine. We shall watch "America's Funniest Home Videos." Thelma loves that show and it keeps her outta my hair.
Yesterday the humans received a box. It wan't a potty box but a box containing this wonderful stuff that they called "catnip." With this the humans proved useful to us. Thelma aka Mama Cass rolled in it. We almost came to blows until the humans gave us our each our own bag of this green goodness.


Friday, August 17, 2007

WTF???!


What on earth were the humans thinking this morning? Making this fluffy thing that they refer to as a bed BEFORE opening the can of tasty yum yums and giving us our morning treat?! Oh there will be hell to pay for this... seeking black clothing to lay on.


Monday, August 13, 2007

Furniture Placement


The humans finally got it right. Ah yes, proper furniture placement. There is a particularly favorite chair and though in an adequate position to view the television (we particularly enjoy America's Funniest Home Videso... dogs make such fools of themselves!) they finally realized that it was much better in front of the glass french door. Now our viewing pleasure has doubled. The view is perfect and the sunlight is divine. Just what a sophisticated feline needs after a day full of napping.

Friday, August 3, 2007

Chores


Cats don't have chores. We have opportunities to supervise and guide. Such occassion presents itself weekly in what the humans call "making of the bed." It is my job to make sure it is done right as it is my bed. Then again it is my job to supervise all activity as this is my world.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Windows


Windows are wonderful. Our favorite spot is the front window. From there we can survey our kingdom and know when the humans come home so that we can greet them at the door. They seem to enjoy that and that means more treats.


The sun through the windows is wonderfully warm. The next best place is the humans lap. Oh they think that we are there to show affection when in fact it is the warmest and most comfy spot.

Monday, July 30, 2007

A human's place is with their cats.

With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats? - Fernand Mery

I have no idea who this "Mery" person is however I do agree with their statement. We often get a bad rap because we know this statement to be true. It is not that we think we are superior, we simply know that we are. Notice that humility was not among the traits listed.

Each day the humans go to this place called "work." What is work??? Why do they spend so much time there? Do they not understand that their sole purpose is to serve us, to be at our beck and call for treats and to make laps available for naps? They are obedient during these days called "weekends" however it would appear that their attention span is barely longer than that of a canine. We must do something to correct this error. This is my world, these are my humans.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

It's Your Pleasure

Diva Louise doing homework

It's definately your pleasure for us to introduce ourselves. We are Thelma (aka 'Her Majesty') and Louise (aka 'Diva'). We own two humans who are reasonably well trained and yet a bit hard headed. They seem to think that we are playing when we run around the house, bouncing off of the bed at 4:30 a.m. What's it going to take to train these two that is the breakfast call?!

Our humans are clueless to the fact that we plotted to invade their homes and make them ours. We were mere kittens when we used Louise as a plant. Oh she was marvelous in her act -skinny, starving, flea ridden and pitiful. The humans were suckers and fed her tuna. It wasn't until the next day that I, Her Majesty Thelma, made my appearance. Oh the introduction was overwhelming and though they took us to that place - that v-place where they stick you, poke you in places that bruise one's dignity - they have made up for their error. Life is adequate for such royalty as the two of us.

The greatest offense has been of late. The humans introduced the canine, Lucy into our palace. Insult to injury they added yet another under the precept that the first needed a 'buddy'. Such inferior beings in the presence of royalty! The most I can say is that they are mere jesters in our royal court.

It is now time for me to retire for my mid morning nap in my throne. Her Majesty Thelma

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