Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
Monday, August 13, 2007
Friday, August 3, 2007
Cats don't have chores. We have opportunities to supervise and guide. Such occassion presents itself weekly in what the humans call "making of the bed." It is my job to make sure it is done right as it is my bed. Then again it is my job to supervise all activity as this is my world.
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
The sun through the windows is wonderfully warm. The next best place is the humans lap. Oh they think that we are there to show affection when in fact it is the warmest and most comfy spot.
Monday, July 30, 2007
I have no idea who this "Mery" person is however I do agree with their statement. We often get a bad rap because we know this statement to be true. It is not that we think we are superior, we simply know that we are. Notice that humility was not among the traits listed.
Saturday, July 28, 2007
It's definately your pleasure for us to introduce ourselves. We are Thelma (aka 'Her Majesty') and Louise (aka 'Diva'). We own two humans who are reasonably well trained and yet a bit hard headed. They seem to think that we are playing when we run around the house, bouncing off of the bed at 4:30 a.m. What's it going to take to train these two that is the breakfast call?!
Our humans are clueless to the fact that we plotted to invade their homes and make them ours. We were mere kittens when we used Louise as a plant. Oh she was marvelous in her act -skinny, starving, flea ridden and pitiful. The humans were suckers and fed her tuna. It wasn't until the next day that I, Her Majesty Thelma, made my appearance. Oh the introduction was overwhelming and though they took us to that place - that v-place where they stick you, poke you in places that bruise one's dignity - they have made up for their error. Life is adequate for such royalty as the two of us.
The greatest offense has been of late. The humans introduced the canine, Lucy into our palace. Insult to injury they added yet another under the precept that the first needed a 'buddy'. Such inferior beings in the presence of royalty! The most I can say is that they are mere jesters in our royal court.
It is now time for me to retire for my mid morning nap in my throne. Her Majesty Thelma