Just Us.

Monday, July 30, 2007

A human's place is with their cats.

With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats? - Fernand Mery

I have no idea who this "Mery" person is however I do agree with their statement. We often get a bad rap because we know this statement to be true. It is not that we think we are superior, we simply know that we are. Notice that humility was not among the traits listed.

Each day the humans go to this place called "work." What is work??? Why do they spend so much time there? Do they not understand that their sole purpose is to serve us, to be at our beck and call for treats and to make laps available for naps? They are obedient during these days called "weekends" however it would appear that their attention span is barely longer than that of a canine. We must do something to correct this error. This is my world, these are my humans.

Saturday, July 28, 2007

It's Your Pleasure

Diva Louise doing homework

It's definately your pleasure for us to introduce ourselves. We are Thelma (aka 'Her Majesty') and Louise (aka 'Diva'). We own two humans who are reasonably well trained and yet a bit hard headed. They seem to think that we are playing when we run around the house, bouncing off of the bed at 4:30 a.m. What's it going to take to train these two that is the breakfast call?!

Our humans are clueless to the fact that we plotted to invade their homes and make them ours. We were mere kittens when we used Louise as a plant. Oh she was marvelous in her act -skinny, starving, flea ridden and pitiful. The humans were suckers and fed her tuna. It wasn't until the next day that I, Her Majesty Thelma, made my appearance. Oh the introduction was overwhelming and though they took us to that place - that v-place where they stick you, poke you in places that bruise one's dignity - they have made up for their error. Life is adequate for such royalty as the two of us.

The greatest offense has been of late. The humans introduced the canine, Lucy into our palace. Insult to injury they added yet another under the precept that the first needed a 'buddy'. Such inferior beings in the presence of royalty! The most I can say is that they are mere jesters in our royal court.

It is now time for me to retire for my mid morning nap in my throne. Her Majesty Thelma

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