Diva Louise doing homeworkIt's definately your pleasure for us to introduce ourselves. We are Thelma (aka 'Her Majesty') and Louise (aka 'Diva'). We own two humans who are reasonably well trained and yet a bit hard headed. They seem to think that we are playing when we run around the house, bouncing off of the bed at 4:30 a.m. What's it going to take to train these two that is the breakfast call?!
Our humans are clueless to the fact that we plotted to invade their homes and make them ours. We were mere kittens when we used Louise as a plant. Oh she was marvelous in her act -skinny, starving, flea ridden and pitiful. The humans were suckers and fed her tuna. It wasn't until the next day that I, Her Majesty Thelma, made my appearance. Oh the introduction was overwhelming and though they took us to that place - that v-place where they stick you, poke you in places that bruise one's dignity - they have made up for their error. Life is adequate for such royalty as the two of us.
The greatest offense has been of late. The humans introduced the canine, Lucy into our palace. Insult to injury they added yet another under the precept that the first needed a 'buddy'. Such inferior beings in the presence of royalty! The most I can say is that they are mere jesters in our royal court.
It is now time for me to retire for my mid morning nap in my throne. Her Majesty Thelma
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